Who knew you that could actually MARRY your pet?!?
In this day & age, I guess I’m not surprised.
Turns out there’s such a thing as a “pet and partners priest”… and Matilda at MarryYourPet.com is one such individual.
“So, you adore your pet, consult him when channel switching and give him fish every Sunday. But if you really love him and you’re in this for life, isn’t it time you married your pet?”
Here’s one happy couple’s story (…with photos!)
Many more happy couples have shared their stories online too.
Wedding Ceremonies For Pets & People
So, what type of wedding ceremonies do people and their pets have?
Well, you can choose from:
- a “small wedding” ($10 certificate only)
- a “big wedding” ($35 certificate and t-shirt)
- a “bigger wedding” ($200 certificate, t-shirt and embroidered wall plaque)
You can even give someone a gift certificate to marry their pet! You pre-pay for the small, big, or bigger wedding package, and they get a certificate that says: “Your friend wants you to marry your pet.”
“Happiness would never end if you’d only marry your furry friend.”
Reasons To Marry Your Pet
Why should you marry your pet, you ask? Check out these Marry Your Pet FAQs for the answers to your many questions.
Here are the rules & regulations for marrying your pet. (Rule #1: “This is a contract between you, your pet, and MarryYourPet. It is not recognized by a court of law.”)
Whatever you do… before you take the plunge, be sure to check out this compatibility chart first to see whether you and your pet are “soul mates,” or “made for each other.” Or whether the relationship will be “good but hard work.” Or, if you should “insist on a pre-nup” or “run while you still can.”
Fun For All
By the tone of the pages on the Marry Your Pet website, this is all in good fun.
And by the tone of the messages on the Marry Your Pet message board, many people are having a good time “playing along”:
“I am having an affair with next door’s hamster Squeeks, but I think he’s cheating on me with the milk man. What should I do? I’ve already proposed, but he hasn’t given me an answer yet…”
Get More Bang For Your (Wedding) Buck
If you DO choose to marry your pet… you might even get on TV!
The BBC is currently seeking participants for their upcoming documentary series about pets and their owners. They’re looking at everything from pet funerals, to pet grooming, to pet weddings.
Interested? Email them today!